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Posted: Mar 6th, 2009 at 08:44 am
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Men, Women And Mathematics
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS:
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC:
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH:
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn\'t need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS:
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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Posted: May 29th, 2009 at 07:13 am
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Marriage Jokes
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
They say that when a man holds a woman\'s hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self defense.
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America; the rest cheat in Europe.
It\'s not true that married men live longer than single men; it only seems longer.
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
A man was complaining to a friend: "I had it all - money, a beautiful house, the love of a beautiful woman, then POW!
It was all gone." "What happened?" asked his friend.
The man replied, "My wife found out."
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